Funny pick up lines

I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
I envy your lipstick.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, funny
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
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