Funny pick up lines

I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
It takes balls to play golf.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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