Funny pick up lines

Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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