Funny pick up lines

I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean, funny
Let's go from emailing to texting.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
Your lab bench, or mine?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
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