I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.