If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Do you believe in one night stands?
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!