We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!