I lost my number can I borrow yours.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.