Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
We always come when we are called.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.