Funny pick up lines

You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
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