Funny pick up lines

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
It takes balls to play golf.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
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