My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
Hi, I have big feet.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.