You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
I can take my eyes off you.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.