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My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Hi, I have big feet.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute, funny
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute
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