Funny pick up lines

Myspace or yours?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny, cheesy
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, reverse
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy, funny
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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