If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Do you believe in one night stands?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.