Funny pick up lines

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
Let's do it kitty style.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute, funny
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
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