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If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Do you believe in one night stands?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny
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