He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.