Funny pick up lines

We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
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