On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Save water, shower with a friend!
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?