Is this pew taken?
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
So, do you like turtles?
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.