Funny pick up lines

Is this pew taken?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
So, do you like turtles?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
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