Funny pick up lines

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute, funny
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
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Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
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