Funny pick up lines

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
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