Funny pick up lines

Chem students do it on the table periodically.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
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