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How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I can tell your future, it is you giving me you number.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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