Funny pick up lines

I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Hi, I have big feet.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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