Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.