Funny pick up lines

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Give it back. (Give what back?) My breath.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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