There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I can get you off the Naughty List.