Funny pick up lines

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, cheesy
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
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