How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
We always come when we are called.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?