Be unique and different...say yes
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Your lab bench, or mine?
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!