Funny pick up lines

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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