Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Your homepage or mine?