I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
Your lab bench, or mine?
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.