Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.