Funny pick up lines

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
76.40 % 731 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, reverse
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny
Be unique and different...say yes
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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