Funny pick up lines

Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hello there, boo-tiful!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, clean, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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