Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.