Funny pick up lines

I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You were mint for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I won't shoot first in bed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Let's get hoth and heavy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Come into my office and take off your pants.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
I have a job for you, but it blows!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
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