Funny pick up lines

I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy, science
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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