I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I won't shoot first in bed.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!