I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.