Funny pick up lines

You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.62 % 270 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
77.62 % 35 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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