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Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
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Pick up line: funny, golf, cheesy
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
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