You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
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Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.