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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.