Funny pick up lines

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
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Pick up line: anime, corny, funny
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
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