I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.