Funny pick up lines

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy, science
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
When Santa saw you he came early.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, funny
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