Funny pick up lines

That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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