Funny pick up lines

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
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