That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!