Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.