If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Let's do it kitty style.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!