Funny pick up lines

If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Let's do it kitty style.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
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