Funny pick up lines

Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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