Funny pick up lines

Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, cute, funny
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
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