Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.