Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.