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If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Three things cannot be longer hidden: the sun, the moon, and my love for you.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.