I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I believe you and I could prove the "Lock and Key" model later tonight.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Stand still so I can pick you up!