Pick up line #3564
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?