You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
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Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
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My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.