If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
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You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
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If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.