If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
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If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.