Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
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If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.