I will love you until I forget who you are.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
Wanna be lab partners?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.