Funny pick up lines

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Let's get hoth and heavy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
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