You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I envy your lipstick.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.