Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.