Funny pick up lines

You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I envy your lipstick.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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