Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Hello, more than friends.
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.