Funny pick up lines

Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
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