Funny pick up lines

Let's do it kitty style.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Let's get hoth and heavy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
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