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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Where do you hide your halo?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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