Funny pick up lines

I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
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