Funny pick up lines

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
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