Funny pick up lines

Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, cute, funny
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
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