One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.