Funny pick up lines

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
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