There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!