I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.