Funny pick up lines

I Have Raisins How About a Date.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
Wanna be lab partners?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, funny
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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