Funny pick up lines

One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You're so saxy.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
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