I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"