Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.