Pick up line #2109

WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Give it back. (Give what back?) My breath.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines