Pick up line #1671

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.

I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.

Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!

I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.

Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?

Let's go from emailing to texting.

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.