How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.

Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book...you solve all my problems.

I love you with all my circles, not my heart, because heart's break and circles go on forever.

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.