I wield a big stick.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
My dugout, or yours?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
I'm falling in glove with you.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.