Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
I hope you're good in catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.