Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.