My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
I wield a big stick.