Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.