They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
You're a catch worthy of a gold glove.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?