I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
Can I show you my spitball?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.