Can I show you my spitball?
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
My split finger will have your knees buckling.