They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.