Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
I hope you're good in catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.