Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.