There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.