Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.