All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.