So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
You're a catch worthy of a gold glove.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).