Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I'm the type girl that'll let you score behind home plate.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.