Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
My dugout, or yours?
I'm falling in glove with you.