Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
My dugout, or yours?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?