Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
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As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
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Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
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Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
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