If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
You NP-complete me.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).