Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Girl are you a chaged atom, because I've got my ion you.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.