I have a Mac and an iPhone.
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
Girl are you a chaged atom, because I've got my ion you.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.