Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Can I help you unzip your files?
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.