Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
My servers never go down... but I do!