I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.