Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
You totally spiked my traffic.
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.