I googled your name earlier...I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Do you like Science? Cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA.
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
Let's tumblr back to myspace baby....I'll twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook...Pinterested?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.