If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Are you vaporizing from a solit state? Because you're sublime.
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.