If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.