I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.