What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
You're the CSS to my HTML.