This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...