Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.