I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?