Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.