Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Let's get married.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.