They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Hey, my name's Romeo. Want to be my Juliet?
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.