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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Let's get married.
43.21 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
34.69 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If you were a scale, I'd go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.
26.83 % 39 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
25.82 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
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