Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Wow! Are those real?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.