Best pick up lines ever

Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
66.46 % 23 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
66.45 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
65.16 % 22 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
65.02 % 5 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
64.78 % 14 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, dirty
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
64.78 % 14 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, corny
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
64.78 % 14 votes
Pick up line: football, soccer, cheesy
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