Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
My mom warned me about girls like you.