Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?