Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.