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Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, dirty
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, clean
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, dirty
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy
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