Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?