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I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Wow! Are those real?
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
62.41 % 9 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
61.63 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
60.16 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
58.98 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Hey, my name's Romeo. Want to be my Juliet?
54.87 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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