Girl, you're testi-fine.
What color is your shit?
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
Ay pretty lady...
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.