If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.
Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...