They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.