My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Be the tsun to my dere.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
I don't mind fangirls.