Best pick up lines ever

They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, clean
Do they make you in hug pillow?
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, cheesy, corny
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
71.52 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
70.01 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
What color is your shit?
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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