Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.