You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
You were mint for me.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.