Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I want sex! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.
Watch the notebook & cuddle? I prefer Star Wars & Sex.