Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.