You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.