Wanna see my world cup in action?
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Are you from Howl's Moving Castle? Because you take my spirit away.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?