I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
My wife doesn't understand me.