Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.