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I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've got a condom with your name on it.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Nice freckles.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
My wife doesn't understand me.
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