Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Be the tsun to my dere.
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.