I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?