I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I don't mind fangirls.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.