I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I don't mind fangirls.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You were mint for me.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.