Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!