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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, dirty
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
67.69 % 32 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, clean
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
67.52 % 47 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, soccer, reverse
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