Best pick up lines ever

Ay pretty lady...
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
What color is your shit?
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
68.63 % 29 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
68.63 % 29 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, clean
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
68.45 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
68.45 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, cheesy, cheesy, clean
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines