You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.