We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.