Best pick up lines ever

Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
66.96 % 35 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
66.71 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
66.71 % 15 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, cheesy, corny
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
66.60 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
66.46 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
66.46 % 23 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, dirty
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
66.45 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
66.45 % 19 votes
Pick up line: football, soccer, cheesy
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
66.45 % 19 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny
Let's Bang.
66.45 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
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