Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.