Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?